Man Vomits Uncontrollably Upon Hearing of New Press Release About Million Pixel Advertising Pages

 

Man Vomits Uncontrollably Upon Hearing of New Press Release About Million Pixel Advertising Pages

 

(NARWEB) November 3, 2005 -- Minneapolis - At his job today, Wally Nordfish was taken ill in a most violent and uncontrolled way when a co-worker showed him a press release just issued by the owners of another million pixel ad page web site, designed to take advantage of the current hype around such sites.

 

The spewing incident lasted only a few minutes, but co-worker Gene Sheffeid said, "Man, I know he hates those sites, but I just thought I would tease him a little more. I've seen the Exorcist, but I always thought that was just special effects. The worst part for me, now that I know he's going to be ok, is that he was seated at my desk at the time."

 

When the spasms caused Mr. Nordfish to lose consciousness, he was taken to a nearby hospital and released a few hours later. When reached by phone for comment, he said, "I'm really embarrassed and I have no idea why that happened. This is the first time. I just started reading what Gene showed me and my stomach started spinning like a turbine. It was like a nightmare!".

 

Mr. Nordfish continued, "Those stupid pixel sites are such a rip-off! They are nothing better that graphic link farms with no text content, no Google PageRank, and no real value for the money they are charging people. The damn things have no content, ok?!!?". It was suggested that there was enough material for the story and that Mr. Nordfish should get some rest and end the call.

 

The company that employs both men declined to comment but issued a short statement: "We regret this incident and have amended our employee handbook to include rules about the distribution of objectionable materials at the office, or using company equipment. It's a shame that this had to happen, but everyone at the company is very aware these pixel sites, the problems they can cause, and we do not foresee something like this ever happening again.". No disciplinary measures were mentioned, but there was speculation that Mr. Sheffeid would be required to clean up the work area.

 

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MillionDollarHomepage Hacker Attack Clones Get Slapped

(PRWEB) October 31, 2005 -- Hackers have started their onslaught on MilliondollarHomepage type sites. They have found a vulnerability in the script that allows them to post their banner over the advertisers logos. But the advertiser still gets the click thru. These attacks are easily undone and everything returns to normal without the site closing. They are simply just ugly but not malicious. Most sites that were hacked were back to normal in minutes.

Says Peter the Hack ( one of the guilty ) , about the hacks " We can do no lasting damage , just place our oversized "banner" on a free spot , so that it over shadows the real pixels. but the real pixels get the clickthru , you just see our banner. We only do it for fun , not malice. the game is to see who can hack the big one ! "

For a list of MilliondollarHomepages , try http://www.freemillionpixels.com/topsites/
See if you can find any of these messages !

http://www.freemillionpixels.com
http://www.ffq.com

Gerard Brady

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New Toplist generates amazing traffic for Pixel sites

Friday, 28. October 2005
The Free Million Pixels Toplist ( http://www.freemillionpixels.com/topsites/ ) has generated huge amouts of traffic to the sites that signed up for the free service. The pixel sites , scripts , other lists etc are ll noticing a surge in their stats. this is due partly to the fact that the toplist is receiving thousands of hits daily which in turn leads to free visitors to the sites that came on board.

Sites that didnt join are feeling the pinch as they get left well and truly behind in the "Pixel War" . ( To pun another great pixel directory ).     It seems that sites that joined the Webring have benefitted the most. To join the Webring the sites must display a piece of code that allows for easy navigation thru all the member sites. Thus people can surf pixel sites , almost automatically.

The Toplist is a totally free service , being funded only by the odd advert , mainly those from http://ffq.com ( a pixel banner site ) and http://free-banners.biz ( one of the larger Banner Exchange Networks ) .

Most of the traffic to the Toplist comes from the search engines as it is well placed in its appropriate keywords ( First in many ). It has tured out to be a easy way for pixel related sites to get a backdoor onto the no.1 spot , or at least their site featuring for free on the site that is at number one ( and often 2 & 3 aswell )


Milliondollarhomepage clone steals the Limelight

Friday, 28. October 2005
http://FreeMillionPixels.com , a clone of Kevin Tew `s original Milliondollarhomepage has stole the thunder behind the original. The ads are free on FreeMillionPixels.com thus generating hugh numbers of visitors, free-ads are getting clicked , everyone wins.

Media coverage of this new site has been as heated as that of the original. Some predicting that it will overtake the original in a few short days. The reason for this is not onlt the free element , but content . And as they say "Content is King". this has been achieved by continuslly adding to the site. ie a toplist of all the other pixel sites , ie http://freemillionpixels.com/topsites/ . this top list is an archive of all the other pixel sites with a ranking system. Forums et al , are in the pipeline.

For more information on http://freemillionpixels.com and other pixel sites , visit the toplist here http://freemillionpixels.com/topsites/

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Press Contact: Gerard Brady
Company Name: Web Innovations
Email: me@gerrybrady.com
Phone: +353862606883
Website: http://www.freemillionpixels.com

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